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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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